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February 2008
February 9
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: the kouroi at University College, London Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
February 8
EDITORIAL: Don't ban ice; help melt it
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
February 7
"Coffee, JFK?" Marc Sidwell
EDITORIAL: Jawohl, Jacqui! First booze, then ballet
February 6
Did Winston Churchill really exist? Dominic Hilton
EDITORIAL: The UK needs more balls
Cool Beans! Don Rodrigo Jesus Rodrigo Jesus Rodrigo Jesus Rodriguez
February 5
The Burkhini Line: Adventures in Brazilian Studies A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Lewis Hamilton and black-face of racism
February 4
In Defence of Smoking Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Lolita, 8-year-olds (Dude), and the wisdom of the corporate crowd
February 2
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: Poussin's Nymph with Satyrs Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
February 1
Van Wilder: party liaison The boring truth about Vance Wilder, Jr.
Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
January 2008
January 31
J.K. Rowling's sordid love-affair with Harry Potter is not so weird
Dominic Hilton
The (very real) Dangers of Alcohol Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
EDITORIAL: The Lizard backs the Ryanair schoolgirl
January 30
Heading for a McJob? You'll need some McA-levels A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Are there breasts on Mars?
January 29
Twelve things never said in the Lizard office
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Our cast iron commitment to wasting your time
January 28
The twelve phrases most often used in the Lizard office
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Kebbabed!
January 26
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
Nude Today: Leda and the Swan Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
January 25
Dirty Dancing: the classic story on stage Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
EDITORIAL: High Five!
January 24
Liverpool, City of Culture? My Arse Marc Sidwell
EDITORIAL: Racing for the Presidency
January 23
The 50 Most Important Questions Facing Mankind Dominic Hilton
EDITORIAL: Everyone wants to be like Smyth
January 22
Sun, Sand and Sweat - Preparing for the Big Day Out Rob Steers
EDITORIAL: Hillary shatters The Lizard's American Dream
January 21
Reflections on the opening game of the 26th Africa(n) Cup of Nations Or, The African
Africa Cup of African Nations in Africa
Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
Nick Clegg: A Stain on the Pants of Politics? Westminster Insider
January 19
Nude Today: Walter Richard Sickert Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
January 18
Kultur Kolüm: The Comic Genius of Sigur Rós Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
Asia on my Mind Hiran Balasuriya
January 17
My Budding Career in TV Adverts Dominic Hilton
Golf or Tennis? A S H Smyth
January 16
Top Five Southern Hemisphere Hard Men Rob Steers
Torpedoing the good ship EMI Ross Chater
EDITORIAL Sunday Mornings should be Tuesday Afternoons
January 15
EDITORIAL Clarkson for Prime Minister: Why we back Jezza
Reflections on the impressive array of hotties in Charlie Wilson's War
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
January 14
My beard isn't evil Marc Sidwell
January 12
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: The Venus de Milo Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
January 11
Kultur Kolüm: Eurotrip Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
January 10
Editorial Word of the Year 2007
Asia on my Mind Hiran Balasuriya
January 9
Allez Sarko! Dominic Hilton
Top 10 Trannies on Screen A S H Smyth
January 8
Men: Time to Rebrand Ourselves Marc Sidwell
Editorial The rudiments of sledging
January 7
What to expect in 2008 Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
January 5
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Editorial New Year Resolutions
January 4
Keeping up with the Herods A S H Smyth
January 3
Sock Myths A S H Smyth
December 2007
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Original fiction by G. Rhydian Morgan
Charles Bukowski's Clock
Pinball Injury
The Drive Through
The Haircut
Early Morning Jazz, Early Morning Blues
December 23
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part XI A S H Smyth
December 22
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part X A S H Smyth
December 21
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part IX A S H Smyth
December 20
Bacon salt: cult or condiment? Marc Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VIII A S H Smyth
December 19
A Brief History of Timewasting Dominic Hilton
December 18
Make Me an Offer: Masterpiece for Sale Marc Sidwell
December 17
Why We Should be Grateful for the Commonwealth A S H Smyth
Editorial Last Christmas I gave you my heart
December 16
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
December 15
Nude Today: Boucher's Reclining Girl Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
December 14
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: The Olympic Games Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
Evil Gets All The Best Seats Marc Sidwell
December 13
How to speak Footballese Dominic Hilton
December 12
But I don't want to be King Herod A S H Smyth
December 11
Asia on my mind: Drunk Males, Illegal Pilgrims and Mutual Masturbation
Hiran Balasuriya
December 10
The Average Speed Camera: a taste of life in North Korea Marc Sidwell
Editorial Don't thank us for stealing your money
December 8
Nude Today: Modigliani's Female Nude Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
December 7
Dangerous Party for Adults: time to do the math Marc Sidwell
December 6
Tis the Season to be Forgetful (tra-la-la) A S H Smyth
December 5
The importance of not being Earnest Dominic Hilton
December 4
Why chocolate butt plugs herald a brave new economy Marc Sidwell
Asia on my mind: Cow farts, Human waste and Osama bin Laden
Hiran Balasuriya
December 3
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VII A S H Smyth
December 1
Nude Today: The Little Mermaid of Copenhagen Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 2007
November 30
The Truth About Britney Spears and Me Dominic Hilton
November 29
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VI A S H Smyth
November 28
Asia on my Mind: Lashings, Eye patches and Landmines Hiran Balasuriya
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part V A S H Smyth
November 27
Lions and Tigers and Great Bears, Oh My! Dominic Hilton
November 26
The American Ream with Kit Chellel
November 24
Nude Today: Boticelli's The Birth of Venus Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 23
Why is English football so *!?@#!% *!@#? Dominic Hilton
Accountability ashmountability Westminster Insider
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part IV A S H Smyth
November 22
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part III A S H Smyth
November 21
The McCann Case Explained: Three "experts" play air guitar with the evidence Marc
Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part II A S H Smyth
November 20
It's winter, but don't be SAD Dominic Hilton
Beowulf: I'll have your lizard head on a spike Marc Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part I A S H Smyth
November 19
Shotguns, sewing pins and £7,127 ice cream Hiran Balasuriya
November 17
Nude Today: Michelangelo's David Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 16
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: Anti-terror laws Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
November 15
This computer hates you Dominic Hilton
November 14
Australian elections: petrol sniffing, Rolf Harris, and beer Robert Steers
November 13
Want to know the meaning of life? Go see Ratatouille Marc Sidwell
November 12
Norman Mailer has ruined my career Dominic Hilton
The American Ream with Kit Chellel
November 10
Nude Today: Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 9
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: EU Constitutions Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
November 8
Professional fouls: ruining 'the thugs' game played by gentlemen' A S H Smyth
My predictions for future British sporting success Dominic Hilton
November 7
Why I'm launching the Dangerous Party for Adults Marc Sidwell
The State of Opening Parliament Giuseppe Mazzini
November 6
Mouse or Rat? or How to get a rodent to walk on your balls (gratis) A S H Smyth
November 5
Thank Gord there's not an election Dominic Hilton
"Expect nothing of us" Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell, A S H Smyth
Back to the homepage
February 9
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: the kouroi at University College, London Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
February 8
EDITORIAL: Don't ban ice; help melt it
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
February 7
"Coffee, JFK?" Marc Sidwell
EDITORIAL: Jawohl, Jacqui! First booze, then ballet
February 6
Did Winston Churchill really exist? Dominic Hilton
EDITORIAL: The UK needs more balls
Cool Beans! Don Rodrigo Jesus Rodrigo Jesus Rodrigo Jesus Rodriguez
February 5
The Burkhini Line: Adventures in Brazilian Studies A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Lewis Hamilton and black-face of racism
February 4
In Defence of Smoking Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Lolita, 8-year-olds (Dude), and the wisdom of the corporate crowd
February 2
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: Poussin's Nymph with Satyrs Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
February 1
Van Wilder: party liaison The boring truth about Vance Wilder, Jr.
Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
January 2008
January 31
J.K. Rowling's sordid love-affair with Harry Potter is not so weird
Dominic Hilton
The (very real) Dangers of Alcohol Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
EDITORIAL: The Lizard backs the Ryanair schoolgirl
January 30
Heading for a McJob? You'll need some McA-levels A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Are there breasts on Mars?
January 29
Twelve things never said in the Lizard office
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Our cast iron commitment to wasting your time
January 28
The twelve phrases most often used in the Lizard office
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
EDITORIAL: Kebbabed!
January 26
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
The Lizard of Oz Rob Steers
Nude Today: Leda and the Swan Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
January 25
Dirty Dancing: the classic story on stage Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
EDITORIAL: High Five!
January 24
Liverpool, City of Culture? My Arse Marc Sidwell
EDITORIAL: Racing for the Presidency
January 23
The 50 Most Important Questions Facing Mankind Dominic Hilton
EDITORIAL: Everyone wants to be like Smyth
January 22
Sun, Sand and Sweat - Preparing for the Big Day Out Rob Steers
EDITORIAL: Hillary shatters The Lizard's American Dream
January 21
Reflections on the opening game of the 26th Africa(n) Cup of Nations Or, The African
Africa Cup of African Nations in Africa
Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
Nick Clegg: A Stain on the Pants of Politics? Westminster Insider
January 19
Nude Today: Walter Richard Sickert Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
January 18
Kultur Kolüm: The Comic Genius of Sigur Rós Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
Asia on my Mind Hiran Balasuriya
January 17
My Budding Career in TV Adverts Dominic Hilton
Golf or Tennis? A S H Smyth
January 16
Top Five Southern Hemisphere Hard Men Rob Steers
Torpedoing the good ship EMI Ross Chater
EDITORIAL Sunday Mornings should be Tuesday Afternoons
January 15
EDITORIAL Clarkson for Prime Minister: Why we back Jezza
Reflections on the impressive array of hotties in Charlie Wilson's War
Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
January 14
My beard isn't evil Marc Sidwell
January 12
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Nude Today: The Venus de Milo Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
January 11
Kultur Kolüm: Eurotrip Hans Kneesenboom-Zedeysie
January 10
Editorial Word of the Year 2007
Asia on my Mind Hiran Balasuriya
January 9
Allez Sarko! Dominic Hilton
Top 10 Trannies on Screen A S H Smyth
January 8
Men: Time to Rebrand Ourselves Marc Sidwell
Editorial The rudiments of sledging
January 7
What to expect in 2008 Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell & A S H Smyth
January 5
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
Editorial New Year Resolutions
January 4
Keeping up with the Herods A S H Smyth
January 3
Sock Myths A S H Smyth
December 2007
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Original fiction by G. Rhydian Morgan
Charles Bukowski's Clock
Pinball Injury
The Drive Through
The Haircut
Early Morning Jazz, Early Morning Blues
December 23
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part XI A S H Smyth
December 22
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part X A S H Smyth
December 21
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part IX A S H Smyth
December 20
Bacon salt: cult or condiment? Marc Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VIII A S H Smyth
December 19
A Brief History of Timewasting Dominic Hilton
December 18
Make Me an Offer: Masterpiece for Sale Marc Sidwell
December 17
Why We Should be Grateful for the Commonwealth A S H Smyth
Editorial Last Christmas I gave you my heart
December 16
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
December 15
Nude Today: Boucher's Reclining Girl Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
December 14
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: The Olympic Games Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
Evil Gets All The Best Seats Marc Sidwell
December 13
How to speak Footballese Dominic Hilton
December 12
But I don't want to be King Herod A S H Smyth
December 11
Asia on my mind: Drunk Males, Illegal Pilgrims and Mutual Masturbation
Hiran Balasuriya
December 10
The Average Speed Camera: a taste of life in North Korea Marc Sidwell
Editorial Don't thank us for stealing your money
December 8
Nude Today: Modigliani's Female Nude Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
The Week in Review Dominic Hilton
December 7
Dangerous Party for Adults: time to do the math Marc Sidwell
December 6
Tis the Season to be Forgetful (tra-la-la) A S H Smyth
December 5
The importance of not being Earnest Dominic Hilton
December 4
Why chocolate butt plugs herald a brave new economy Marc Sidwell
Asia on my mind: Cow farts, Human waste and Osama bin Laden
Hiran Balasuriya
December 3
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VII A S H Smyth
December 1
Nude Today: The Little Mermaid of Copenhagen Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 2007
November 30
The Truth About Britney Spears and Me Dominic Hilton
November 29
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part VI A S H Smyth
November 28
Asia on my Mind: Lashings, Eye patches and Landmines Hiran Balasuriya
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part V A S H Smyth
November 27
Lions and Tigers and Great Bears, Oh My! Dominic Hilton
November 26
The American Ream with Kit Chellel
November 24
Nude Today: Boticelli's The Birth of Venus Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 23
Why is English football so *!?@#!% *!@#? Dominic Hilton
Accountability ashmountability Westminster Insider
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part IV A S H Smyth
November 22
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part III A S H Smyth
November 21
The McCann Case Explained: Three "experts" play air guitar with the evidence Marc
Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part II A S H Smyth
November 20
It's winter, but don't be SAD Dominic Hilton
Beowulf: I'll have your lizard head on a spike Marc Sidwell
The Epicure's Thanksgiving: A Lizard Diary Part I A S H Smyth
November 19
Shotguns, sewing pins and £7,127 ice cream Hiran Balasuriya
November 17
Nude Today: Michelangelo's David Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 16
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: Anti-terror laws Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
November 15
This computer hates you Dominic Hilton
November 14
Australian elections: petrol sniffing, Rolf Harris, and beer Robert Steers
November 13
Want to know the meaning of life? Go see Ratatouille Marc Sidwell
November 12
Norman Mailer has ruined my career Dominic Hilton
The American Ream with Kit Chellel
November 10
Nude Today: Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time Dr. William A. Lipsmacker
November 9
Sir Hugh Jafee, QC, lights your ire: EU Constitutions Sir Hugh Jafee, QC
November 8
Professional fouls: ruining 'the thugs' game played by gentlemen' A S H Smyth
My predictions for future British sporting success Dominic Hilton
November 7
Why I'm launching the Dangerous Party for Adults Marc Sidwell
The State of Opening Parliament Giuseppe Mazzini
November 6
Mouse or Rat? or How to get a rodent to walk on your balls (gratis) A S H Smyth
November 5
Thank Gord there's not an election Dominic Hilton
"Expect nothing of us" Dominic Hilton, Marc Sidwell, A S H Smyth
Back to the homepage
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