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"We're all little boys, don't you know that?" –
Rudy at Daytona
The Lizard interviews Rudy Giuliani* as he
steers his campaign bus onto the NASCAR
track.
LZ: Mr Giuliani, you’re best remembered
abroad for two things: wearing heels and
advising the world to buy itself some frilly
underwear on 9/11. But here in the US, your
campaign has a visionary new healthcare plan.
What can you tell our readers about that?
RG: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
LZ: Interesting. Is this publicity stunt
shameless enough to win you the presidency?
RG: We’re going roooooooounnd againn.
Wooooooooooooooooo!
LZ: Your wig’s slipping.
Rudy at Daytona
The Lizard interviews Rudy Giuliani* as he
steers his campaign bus onto the NASCAR
track.
LZ: Mr Giuliani, you’re best remembered
abroad for two things: wearing heels and
advising the world to buy itself some frilly
underwear on 9/11. But here in the US, your
campaign has a visionary new healthcare plan.
What can you tell our readers about that?
RG: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
LZ: Interesting. Is this publicity stunt
shameless enough to win you the presidency?
RG: We’re going roooooooounnd againn.
Wooooooooooooooooo!
LZ: Your wig’s slipping.
RG: Listen, you try hauling this rig in slingbacks.
VRRRRRMMM-VRRRMMMMM. This is exactly how
to show this great nation of ours what real
leadership’s all about. GET OUT OF THE WAY,
BOZO!
LZ: Oh my god did you see his face that was
awesoooooommmmmme!
RG: High-five, buddy. Hey, watch the nail
varnish.
Conclusion: after this unique insight into what
life will be like with Rudy’s hands on the wheel,
The Lizard says he’s got to be a serious
contender. Just to find out what he gets up to
with Air Force One.
This is Marc Sidwell. VRRRRRRRMM.
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*by psychic channelling.**
**we can be New Age when it suits us.
VRRRRRMMM-VRRRMMMMM. This is exactly how
to show this great nation of ours what real
leadership’s all about. GET OUT OF THE WAY,
BOZO!
LZ: Oh my god did you see his face that was
awesoooooommmmmme!
RG: High-five, buddy. Hey, watch the nail
varnish.
Conclusion: after this unique insight into what
life will be like with Rudy’s hands on the wheel,
The Lizard says he’s got to be a serious
contender. Just to find out what he gets up to
with Air Force One.
This is Marc Sidwell. VRRRRRRRMM.
--------------------------
*by psychic channelling.**
**we can be New Age when it suits us.
| © lizardmagazine.com, 2008 |
| Racing for the Presidency Thursday, January 24, 2008 |
