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The 10 Best First-Date Movies*
by DOMINIC HILTON & A S H SMYTH
Thursday, February 21, 2008
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* Recommendations based on the understanding that a guy is taking a girl. As a
gent ought, of course.
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
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by DOMINIC HILTON & A S H SMYTH
Thursday, February 21, 2008
- 1. Anything by Leni Riefenstahl
She’ll just love that Hugo Boss couture!
2. Rain Man
Your intellectual vagaries will be cast in a much better light.
3. A Beautiful Mind
Ditto your romantic small-talk.
4. Schindler’s List
Tut/sigh/gasp at appropriate moments, to demonstrate your impeccable
ethical and emotional credentials.
5. The Aristocrats
Demonstrates serious commitment to family values.
6. Romeo & Juliet
Subliminal message: she’ll put out before Act 3 and be gone before breakfast.
7. Irreversible
She’ll definitely ask you to walk her home.
8. The Crying Game
Look suspicious, and ask her to prove she’s not a man. For security purposes.
9. Lady and the Tramp
If that doesn’t work, try telling her you’ll be the ‘lady’.
10. Deep Throat
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* Recommendations based on the understanding that a guy is taking a girl. As a
gent ought, of course.
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
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