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The twelve phrases most often used in the
Lizard office (in no particular order)
by Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
Monday, January 28, 2008
1) “Catch that bugger!” [Sri Lankan accent optional.]
2) “Fair dos.”
3) “I ain’t your Boswell, girlfriend!”
4) “Player!” [hooter noise optional]
5) “That’s what she told me last night.”
6) “Don’t be such a ****.”
7) “All I’m saying is…”
8) “It’s that time of the month.”
9) drum-roll and cymbal-crash noise with mouth [we don’t have a drum
kit yet]
10) “G-A-Y.”
11) “… so to speak.”
12) “Bowling Shane!” [voice of Adam Gilchrist not optional. Alternative:
“Bowling, Warney!”]
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**** add expletive of choice.
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
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Lizard office (in no particular order)
by Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
Monday, January 28, 2008
1) “Catch that bugger!” [Sri Lankan accent optional.]
2) “Fair dos.”
3) “I ain’t your Boswell, girlfriend!”
4) “Player!” [hooter noise optional]
5) “That’s what she told me last night.”
6) “Don’t be such a ****.”
7) “All I’m saying is…”
8) “It’s that time of the month.”
9) drum-roll and cymbal-crash noise with mouth [we don’t have a drum
kit yet]
10) “G-A-Y.”
11) “… so to speak.”
12) “Bowling Shane!” [voice of Adam Gilchrist not optional. Alternative:
“Bowling, Warney!”]
--
**** add expletive of choice.
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
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