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by Dominic Hilton & A S H Smyth
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
1) "That is NOT my horse."
2) "Pass the granola."
3) "We find your state of undress inappropriate." [only to gents]
4) "Well, send us your CV and we'll give it some thought."
5) "You two go drink. I’ll do all our work."
6) "I don’t even LIKE girls."
7) "No, just water, thanks, with a little lemon."
8) "Auditors?! Sure, show them in."
9) "Alright, who’s been using my razor?!"
10) "My round?"
11) "Krystal, would you please get off the billiard table!"
12) "I’m going to be in late today."
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
1) "That is NOT my horse."
2) "Pass the granola."
3) "We find your state of undress inappropriate." [only to gents]
4) "Well, send us your CV and we'll give it some thought."
5) "You two go drink. I’ll do all our work."
6) "I don’t even LIKE girls."
7) "No, just water, thanks, with a little lemon."
8) "Auditors?! Sure, show them in."
9) "Alright, who’s been using my razor?!"
10) "My round?"
11) "Krystal, would you please get off the billiard table!"
12) "I’m going to be in late today."
© lizardmagazine.com, 2008
Also see:
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