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Top 10 Trannies on Screen

by
A S H Smyth
Wednesday, January 9, 2008

A list of cross-dressers, drag-queens and transsexuals,
including (in the spirit of inclusiveness) two major religious
figures and one Prime Minister of Israel.


1) Terry Jones – (the not-so-virginal) Mandy Cohen,
Life of Brian

2) Philip Seymour Hoffman – Rusty the drag queen,
Flawless

3) = Terence Stamp – Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger
   = Guy Pierce – Adam Whitely / Felicia Jollygoodfellow
   = Hugo Weaving – Anthony 'Tick' Belrose / Mitzi Del Bra,
The
Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert


6) Robin Wiliams – Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire,
Mrs
Doubtfire


7) Willem Dafoe – Paul Smecker,
The Boondock Saints

8) Jonathan Rozen – Ehud Barak,
Munich

9) Patsy Byrne – Nursey / Bernard,
Blackadder II

10) tbc – Mohammed (you know: the bit where he had to dress as a
woman to flee from his enemies),
The Life of the Prophet*


Bonus  John Travolta – Edna Turnblad, Hairspray [Under sufferance, and
only because this facilitated a dance-off with Christopher Walken]

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* project still in pre-production



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