PA needed
for expanding, burgeoning, throbbing new
magazine run by three incredibly handsome
young men (who could've been models)
Successful candidate will be:
- willing to multitask
- able to work with incredible geniuses
- good with hands
- female
- hot
The Lizard is an equal opportunities employer
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Are you an experienced secretary?
Then don't reply to this advert
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WANTED
Virgin webnerd, lives with mum, willing to work for
(unsalted) peanuts. Only biggest geeks need apply.
Decode the following and the job is yours:
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for three horribly overworked boys
(Lots and lots of unexpected perks)
ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR
SELF-HATING FLUNKIE
apply now!
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